Yggdrasil, the tree of life, is dying. Its only hope of survival is by recovering its stolen splinters.

Carved from the Great Tree itself, the Splinters are capable of devastating entire solar systems. They are scattered amongst various species across the galaxy.  The council of the Nine Moons is desperate to safely lock these dangerous splinters away. Only one group of space pirates is tough enough to attempt this mission. 

Join the crew of The Pagan as they sail through the stars to recover the Splinters of Yggdrasil in search of adventure, riches, and glory.

Welcome Aboard. 

Now, let's meet your shipmates.

Mistress Graven

Poise and Beauty rolled into an exquisitely steely package. Mistress Graven exudes a dominating force and those in her presence can’t help but bend to her will. She is known throughout the galaxy as an experienced explorer and reliable contractor. Mistress Graven is the Captain of the Pagan and she hand picks every member of her crew. If you wish to join the Pagan, you must be skilled, cutthroat, obedient, and prepared to be on a first name basis with death herself.

The average life expectancy on the Pagan is very low. Mistress Graven is infamous for taking on the most dangerous missions and undesirable contracts. It’s this reputation that has earned Mistress Graven the respect of many governments as well as the treacherous criminal underworld.

Mo

If trash talking was a fighting style, this woman would be a grand master. Mo has the jaw dropping ability to turn any pacifist into a rampaging pugilist. Don’t let her attire fool you. This chick is an unstoppable powerhouse and she knows it. Super strength, super speed, invulnerable, immune to all forms of magic and with a sharp wit capable of decimating anyone’s feelings. Mo is the most powerful member of the crew.

Mo has the potential to do whatever she can set her mind to. Problem is, she isn’t motivated to do anything. This woman just wants to have fun getting into brawls and throwing back some drinks. Mo views life as something meant to be enjoyed and experienced, not planned or cowered from. Mo’s motto could very easily be “Don’t look, just leap. You’re gonna get the view on the way down anyway!”

ABO

Autonomous Bear Operative

Abo is a young artificial lifeform in a cute and creepy teddy bear body. He is highly intelligent and has a very durable exterior that happens to be cuddly. Abo is constantly learning with a curiosity level equivalent to a child.

He is very knowledgeable in the field of firearms and often brings a variety of weapons to each mission depending on what is logically optimal for the mission.

Abo spends most of his time as the janitor for Mo’s exploits. A bulk of his time is spent trying to determine how to steer Mo into a more reasonable direction. Though he fails at this task 99% of the time, that one percent makes Abo absolutely essential to the crew of the Pagan.

Betsy

Betsy is a member of the Bashems family. Her lineage touts a history of extreme wealth and priviledge on the moon of Goromeaux. Throughout her entire life, Betsy has had access to every benefit that comes from being born into such a prominent family. Taught by the best witches Goromeaux has to offer, she was educated by the most prestigious scholars. Betsy is a high ranking witch who has mastered an exceptional form of magic; healing. This skill alone makes her an invaluble asset anywhere in the galaxy.

Being born into luxury does not take away from the fact that she is a very driven individual who has taken advantage of every opportunity afforded to her. Due to her demanding life of noblility, Betsy was obligated to rise to a high standard. She has very little empathy for those she views as lazy and undisicplined. This trait alone makes Betsy very unpleasant to be around as she views a majority of her peers in this inferior manner.

Nefara

The nobles from the house of Blackburn were once revered as Gods. Each house of vampires is distinguished by a unique trait gifted to them from the goddess Yggdra. The house of Blackburn was gifted a very powerful trait; immunity to fire. Fire is deadly to the nocturnal race. This ability elevated the Blackburns far above every other house vampires. Unlike other houses, the Blackburns were not forced to retreat at dawn. Remnants of this distinguished history are survived in the goddess symbol abrest the crest of Blackburn. As with all things legendary, time progressed and society moved forward. The Blackburn's influence waned and the Blackburn house was outcasted as a result of their many unpopular political decisions. Now, they suffer under constant threat from the other vampire houses. Assassinations and wars took a toll, leaving only seven surviving members in the house of Blackburn. Nefara's extraordinary lifespan is both a blessing and a curse as she has experienced more than most would want to see. Life offers no new surprises to the seasoned Nefara. Even bothering to learn people’s names seems irrelevant because they’ll soon be gone anyway. Her patience with young and naïve species is very short. Watching the young make the same idiotic choices over and over again is such a drag. Nefara longs for nothing more than excitement and purpose. That desire is her reason for serving on the Pagan. High risk, High rewards. But to be honest, Nefara has no need for rewards.

Burro

You need someone to take charge and place the weight of the world on their shoulders? Look no further than Burro. He takes control whenever the weak ones need a pillar of masculine strength. You want to know how strong Burro is? Just ask him. He would love nothing more than to tell you tales of his massive, mystifying, muscular prowess over many drinks.

Burly beast from the honorable tribe of Bacchus. Anyone who has come across the Bacchus tribe knows that the only thing that makes this tribe of Minotaurs happy is getting drunk and boasting about their impossible feats. Burro’s value to the crew is his unbreakable devotion to completing all of his duties on the Pagan. Why? Because that’s what men do. They get $#!% done. Work hard, Drink plenty, and be the most alpha. That is the only path to happiness in life, according to Burro.

Fisty

Survivor of a history of oppression with culture of eternal servitude. It is all that Fisty’s species has known until they decided to fight for their freedom. It took Fisty’s race almost 1000 years to take their lives out of their master’s hands. This historical fact produced an entire culture dedicated to the ideals of freedom, distrust of authority and a propensity toward rebelliousness. Fisty is one of the youngest among her race, but she hangs on to to her culture with a religious devotion. No one will ever tell her how she can live her life. Fisty’s greatest passion is firearms, combat, and her pursuit of happiness. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, that makes her happier than the pursuit of booty to enrich herself so she can buy more firearms. As soon as Fisty heard of a ship Captained by a cunning woman accepting the most dangerous jobs in pursuit of riches, it was a done deal. She immediately rushed to join this crazy band of miscreants and has never regretted her decision. Fisty’s knowledge of weapons and her ability to inspire her team with a contagious "can do" attitude makes her one of Mistress Graven’s most trusted crew members.

Roxy

Life on the moon Goromeaux isn’t a picture of wealth for every witch. Roxy was born into poverty and a family that is detested and hated by all on the moon of Goromeaux. The only people who ever treated Roxy’s family with any form of decency were the elves. Due to the conditions her family has endured over the centuries, Roxy’s family has a long standing history of alcohol and physical abuse. Roxy endured this pain and burden for fourteen years until the opportunity arose to leave her family behind. A chance she pounced on and left the rural impoverished province to gain some way to elevate herself in the city. Roxy’s beauty is her only source of self-esteem. For this reason, she is very adamant about maintaining her appearance. In Roxy's world view, a lot of her opportunities were granted to her because of her beauty. The Road to make herself relevant has been a tough one to endure, but Roxy’s greatest fear is to be what she views as worthless. It is this haunting feeling that keeps her moving forward; jumping from place to place. She will never be like the rest of her family. Not if she can help it. Roxy is the newest member to join the crew of the Pagan. She dreams of earning a king’s ransom and then return to Goromeaux as a wealthy woman.

Charlata

Charlata may look like a bucket of fun but under that costume she is weird, awkward, and extremely shy. She sort of cruises through life and her unique use of magic is glaringly wimpy. Charlata has been a member of the crew on the Pagan for 15 years, but you wouldn’t know it. In those 15 years, she hasn’t gained any confidence. She hasn't even made any friends or made any kind of impact on the crew. Charlata is just there. The way the sails are there, the way the engines are there. She is just there. Charlata only had one real friend and that was perfectly fine for her. The only other person who seems to have taken an interest in her is Fisty but it's Fisty’s job to take interest in those that work beneath her. So that doesn't even count. Charlata, part of the crew.

Episode

ONE alpha

WHERE IS THE DANGER?

Abo, a robotic teddy bear, is on a rescue mission. He must  travel to the pixie planet to help Mo recover her stolen jump token from The Pixie King. Tokens in hand, they return home to the pirate ship spacecraft known as The Pagan. Betsy, a green witch doctor, receives a distress call while examining Mo. The weapons bay supervisor selects Mo, Burro, Betsy, and Abo for deployment on a reconnaissance mission. They land on the planet's surface and .... nothing! No monsters to fight. No injuries to mend. The team prepares to conclude their investigations and return to the ship when a mysterious square vessel approaches The Pagan. Mistress Graven orders Fisty to raise their defenses and prepare for a misunderstanding.

Episode

ONE omega

SERIOUS STRANGER DANGER.

The square spacecraft opens fire on The Pagan. Nefara, the helmsman, expertly maneuvers The Pagan to coordinate with Fisty’s cannon blasts. Meanwhile, the situation on the surface escalates from no danger to sudden hostility! More strangers appear and the growing mob of Phaeks begins closing in on the reconnaissance team when they realize a splinter is nearby. Burro, a valiant Minotaur, leads the charge in battle towards the splinter. Burro pounds faces, Mo cleaves crowds, and Abo shreds Phaek ass. The horde continues to pile on, bringing their predicament into dire straits. 

Episode

TWO alpha

I'M NOT IN A COSTUME.

Roxy and Abo follow Nefara's lead on a mission to investigate a lucrative tip. Kleist described a remote planet ripe with opportunity in the genesis class sector of space. Upon investigation, however, the trio find foulplay rather than fortune. A blood trail leads them to a crazed killer. During the pursuit, the team gets absorbed into this planet's bizarre culture. Intending to remain inconspicuous, the team dons costumes to better blend in. Nefara's group somehow managed to do the opposite, however, and caught everyone's attention! She stumbled straight into the spotlight of  planet Furth's pop culture epicenter!

Episode

TWO omega

LOVE THE SKIN YOU'RE IN.

Enough distractions! It's time for this team to get back on task. Nefara refocuses when she realizes their mission is more dangerous than she first thought.  The killer is still out there! She must regain control before it's too late. Emotions are running high and the killer recognizes the opportunity. Nefara must protect her team, but how? Roxy is too inexperienced to see the peril in time and fails to avoid the hard lesson ahead.

Episode

THREE alpha

LIKED IT BEFORE IT WAS HOT.

Reeling from the loss she experienced in episode one, Charlata leaves the Pagan and gets caught up in some trouble. Our gun-totin’ one-eyed gunslinger sets out to bring her back home to the Pagan. Her solo rescue mission turns into a group effort when Jacque and Francois join forces with Fisty to rescue their own damsel from the same compound. Breaching security is the least of their problems after they discover the source of what everyone likes so much in this place.