Abominable Grisly - Splinters of Yggdrasil

Yggdrasil, the tree of life, is dying. Its only hope of survival is by recovering its stolen splinters.

Carved from the Great Tree itself, the Splinters of Yggdrasil are capable of devastating entire solar systems.

The council of the Nine Moons is desperate to safely lock these dangerous splinters away.

Only one group of space pirates is tough enough to attempt this mission.

Join the crew of The Pagan as they sail through the stars in search of adventure, riches, and glory.

Welcome Aboard.

Now, let's meet your shipmates.

Mistress Graven is the Captain of the Pagan and she hand picks every member of her crew. If you wish to join the Pagan, you must be skilled, cutthroat, obedient, and prepared to be on a first name basis with death herself.

The average life expectancy on the Pagan is very low. Mistress Graven is infamous for taking on the most dangerous missions and undesirable contracts. It’s this reputation that has earned Mistress Graven the respect of many governments as well as the treacherous criminal underworld.

If trash talking was a fighting style, this woman would be a grand master. Mo has the jaw dropping ability to turn any pacifist into a rampaging pugilist. Don’t let her attire fool you. This chick is an unstoppable powerhouse and she knows it. Super strength, super speed, invulnerable, immune to all forms of magic and with a sharp wit capable of decimating anyone’s feelings. Mo is the most powerful member of the crew.

Mo’s motto could very easily be “Don’t look, just leap. You’re gonna get the view on the way down anyway!”

Abo is a young artificial lifeform in a cute and creepy teddy bear body. He is highly intelligent and has a very durable exterior that happens to be cuddly. Abo is constantly learning with a curiosity level equivalent to a child.

He is very knowledgeable in the field of firearms and often brings a variety of weapons to each mission depending on what is logically optimal for the mission.

Betsy is a member of the Bashems family. Her lineage touts a history of extreme wealth and priviledge on the moon of Goromeaux. Throughout her entire life, Betsy has had access to every benefit that comes from being born into such a prominent family. Taught by the best witches Goromeaux has to offer, she was educated by the most prestigious scholars.

The nobles from the house of Blackburn were once revered as Gods. Each house of vampires is distinguished by a unique trait gifted to them from the goddess Yggdra. The house of Blackburn was gifted a very powerful trait; immunity to fire. Fire is deadly to the nocturnal race. This ability elevated the Blackburns far above every other house vampires. Unlike other houses, the Blackburns were not forced to retreat at dawn. Remnants of this distinguished history are survived in the goddess symbol abreast the crest of Blackburn.

Life on the moon Goromeaux isn’t a picture of wealth for every witch. Roxy was born into poverty and a family that is detested and hated by all on the moon of Goromeaux. The only people who ever treated Roxy’s family with any form of decency were the elves. Due to the conditions her family has endured over the centuries, Roxy’s family has a long standing history of alcohol and physical abuse. Roxy endured this pain and burden for fourteen years until the opportunity arose to leave her family behind. Roxy’s beauty is her only source of self-esteem.

Survivor of a history of oppression with culture of eternal servitude. It is all that Fisty’s species has known until they decided to fight for their freedom. It took Fisty’s race almost 1000 years to take their lives out of their master’s hands. This historical fact produced an entire culture dedicated to the ideals of freedom, distrust of authority and a propensity toward rebelliousness.

You need someone to take charge and place the weight of the world on their shoulders? Look no further than Burro. He takes control whenever the weak ones need a pillar of masculine strength. You want to know how strong Burro is? Just ask him. He would love nothing more than to tell you tales of his massive, mystifying, muscular prowess over many drinks.

Charlata may look like a bucket of fun but under that costume she is weird, awkward, and extremely shy. She sort of cruises through life and her unique use of magic is glaringly wimpy. Charlata has been a member of the crew on the Pagan for 15 years, but you wouldn’t know it. In those 15 years, she hasn’t gained any confidence. She hasn't even made any friends or made any kind of impact on the crew. Charlata is just there. The way the sails are there, the way the engines are there. She is just there. Charlata only had one real friend and that was perfectly fine for her. The only other person who seems to have taken an interest in her is Fisty but it's Fisty’s job to take interest in those that work beneath her. So that doesn't even count. Charlata, part of the crew.

What is better than a mid-afternoon nap? COFFEE, of course! Gotta keep plenty of joe in stock aboard the pagan if you want Anansi to do her job. She is an expert cartographer; charting the course laid ahead and leading the way into perils unknown through the stars. Don't expect all this excitement to get a rise out of her, though. Anansi is as cool as a cucumber. In fact, she is feeling a bit drowsy while reading this paragraph about herself. Mmmm aaaahhhh.... Goodnight!